Fat Cat Compendium

With the current headlines and the mysterious appearance of an anonymous tape security has tightened at the Capital and the White House. The FBI took possession of the tape the moment the police were finished with it and began to process the video to discover who had sent it. They were able to determine that the source had to be on the Senate Floor someplace, but had thus far found nothing out of the ordinary and their equipment has been unable to detect anything that could be attributed to “spy gear.”

The Secret Service has doubled its guard on the President and his family, believing that it’s better to keep them safe rather than miss a possible threat. Especially if the President is attending a meeting of Congress, as its well known at this point the Senate Floor is bugged.

The CIA has taken matters into their own hands, offering a reward for any information leading to the identity and potential capture the video’s owner. Covertly they are running advertisements seeking anyone with professional video experience to come work for Capital Tours, who has graciously offered its name and services to help capture a potential threat to American politics.