Fat Cat Compendium

The clock ticked down the final seconds as the quarterback threw a perfect spiral down field into the waiting hands of Holstein.? The Denver running back appeared to gallop down the field and spiked the pigskin spoon when he crossed the line. ? A perfect extra point from the end of a hoof and Denver won the game 17 – 16 over Washington.? MVP Holstein, announced plans to retire to greener pastures.

The silence was deafin….

“No, no no,” she savagely scratched out the cliché and tried again.

The office was quiet enough you could hear a mouse sneeze.? The rattle-tap of keyboards the only noise in the dimly lit building, its few occupants watching time march slowly away, anticipating the long weekend.

“Much better,” she clicked the save button only to howl in despair as the program crashed, her work gone.